DingoDOS: the portable, no-bloat, Frankenstein DOS I accidentally created (aka me being DOSpool)

Alright, nerds and netbook warriors, gather round. You’ve heard of FreeDOS. You’ve heard of MS-DOS. But have you heard of DingoDOS? No? Good. Because it’s a glorious abomination of DOS and personal tweaks.

What is DingoDOS?

DingoDOS is a USB-bootable, no-bloat, fully operational DOS-based OS that does what DOS should have done all along—be actually portable without needing a setup that makes you question your life choices. It’s lean, mean, and optimized for those who appreciate old-school computing without the nonsense. Think of it as DOS on steroids, but without the risk of getting banned from the Olympics.

Why DingoDOS and not just FreeDOS?

Because FreeDOS comes pre-packaged with apps and games you probably don’t need. Normally, these are decompressed during installation, but DingoDOS says, “Nah, let’s just delete some, unzip others, and make it fit on a USB without sacrificing file-saving capabilities.” In other words, it’s FreeDOS but without the junk—like a decluttered hard drive for your soul. 

What makes it special?

It's a portable beast: Boots straight from a USB. No messy installations, no dual-boot regrets, just pure DOS goodness.

Bloat-free experience: Because you don’t need 57 DOS games when you’re just trying to run some old-school software.

Frankenstein factor: It’s DOS, but with custom pieces and personal tweaks. 

Netbook-safe: No, you don’t have to nuke your Ubuntu setup just to experience peak DOS efficiency.

The Final Word  

DingoDOS isn’t here to replace FreeDOS—it’s here to perfect it. It’s like taking an old, clunky car, stripping out the useless seats, and turning it into a street-legal rocket. 

DingoDOS is coming soon, so go forth and DOS responsibly when it's available!